Daniel's Tumblog2008-06-20T15:38:01ZWould you work with micromanaging boss, no salary, and all your work thrown away?Stanislav Shalunov2008-06-20T15:38:01Z

If you think the coming nuclear winter will make job market tough for employees, you need to hear about the job offer my daughter got recently.

Indeed!

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Project EaRing: A Meta-Literal MachineZed Shaw2008-06-18T16:36:56Z

In conclusion, you're fucked. :)

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Im in ur ___, ___ing ur ___zWired2007-12-18T06:34:13Z

I contributed "I'm in ur database, normalizing ur tablesz."

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Predicting the Winner of the 2008 US Presidential Elections using a Sony Playstation 3Marc Stevens et. al.2007-12-09T22:42:09Z

Our chosen-prefix collision finding method enables us to produce colliding documents in many different formats, and in such a way that it is not immediately obvious whether another meaningful message that collides with it is known to anyone.

Among their twelve "predictions" with identical MD5 values are Oprah Winfrey and Paris Hilton.

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Bourne Shell Server PagesAnonymous2007-11-28T18:36:19Z

The way I see it, the advantages of SHSPs are as follows:

  1. runs everywhere (or at least everywhere on Unix and since I consider Windows to be nowhere...)

  2. slo-o-ow

  3. goofy

Now most rational people would consider points 2 & 3 to be drawbacks, but as far as I can tell they are flat-out requirements for any popular Web-based technology.

I'd like it better than HAppS or Zope.

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10 types of programmers you'll encounter in the fieldJustin James2007-11-27T10:09:32Z

I'm #6.

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