Daniel's Tumblog

  1. If you think the coming nuclear winter will make job market tough for employees, you need to hear about the job offer my daughter got recently.

    Indeed!

    Tags: HUMOR INSIGHT EDUCATION

  2. In conclusion, you're fucked. :)

    Tags: PROGRAMMING HUMOR INSIGHTFUL HATE

  3. I contributed "I'm in ur database, normalizing ur tablesz."

    Tags: HUMOR LOLCATS

  4. Our chosen-prefix collision finding method enables us to produce colliding documents in many different formats, and in such a way that it is not immediately obvious whether another meaningful message that collides with it is known to anyone.

    Among their twelve "predictions" with identical MD5 values are Oprah Winfrey and Paris Hilton.

    Tags: HUMOR HASHING MD5

  5. The way I see it, the advantages of SHSPs are as follows:

    1. runs everywhere (or at least everywhere on Unix and since I consider Windows to be nowhere...)

    2. slo-o-ow

    3. goofy

    Now most rational people would consider points 2 & 3 to be drawbacks, but as far as I can tell they are flat-out requirements for any popular Web-based technology.

    I'd like it better than HAppS or Zope.

    Tags: WEB-DEVELOPMENT BASH HUMOR

  6. I'm #6.

    Tags: HUMOR PROGRAMMING